WHAT ARE SCORECARDS?
SCORECARDS are 52 original, hilarious and naughty pick-up cards that can be used to break-the-ice with a stranger. Our theory: If you can get a laugh, you can get a phone number.
(*Unless you’re a total knob, in which case we can’t help you.. so, stop reading.)
HOW DO THEY WORK?
There are endless ways that SCORECARDS can be used to break-the-ice... So many in fact, they've garnered nicknames like: Numbers Game, The Insult Samurai, Ginger Rogers, The KAMIKAZE, The Bait-And-Switch, and Accidental Jedi.
Use them straight-up -- send one over with a drink (sometimes called The CLASSIC or The CLARK GABLE) -- or with a little bit of game, you can create your own technique and submit it to our (soon-to-be-created) SCORECARDS HALL OF FAME.
WHY SCORECARDS?
We believe that laughter and sex are key elements in a happy life... And we want you to be HAPPY.
(Happy people are less likely to blow up the world, which we think is a good thing.)
WHO ARE WE?
KNOTTY TREE PRESS exists to create laughter and connection between people. Our goal is simple:
*Two very awesome reasons that we go to work every day.
Our Philosophy is this:
Life is worth living and living well.
So...
Be happy.
Laugh more.
Have good sex.
Be free.
Be brave.
and
Don’t take anything too seriously.
This is what we stand for. This is what we live for.
FAQ'S
Q: Where can I buy SCORECARDS?
Funny you should ask... Right Here.
Q: Is there wholesale pricing for SCORECARDS? I want to sell them in my store.
YOU WANNA GIVE US YOUR MONEY IN BULK?
SURE!For wholesale pricing, please visit our super-secretive WHOLESALERS page by clicking HERE.
We will happily take your money... and exchange it for our goods.
Q: These cards are really offensive. You should be ashamed.
That’s not a question.
But... if you’re really offended, you should BUY A DECK and burn it to teach us a lesson. That will definitely work. In fact, buy a couple.Q: Can I just download the cards for free?
Haaahahhhahaaaahaaaahaaahaaaa.
Q: Can I submit my dumb idea for a SCORECARD? Will you pay me money or give me free shit?
No.
Q: Are you guys doing any discounts or promotions for SCORECARDS?
Yes! In fact... For a limited time only, buy ONE DECK of SCORECARDS and get the 2nd DECK for the SAME PRICE!
WAIT, THERE’S MORE!
Buy TWO DECKS and get the 3rd DECK for the low, low price of $12.99 (plus shipping and handling).
AND THAT’S NOT ALL!!
If you buy THREE DECKS of SCORECARDS, you will receive ALL THREE DECKS... GUARANTEED!!
*Certified free-range, dolphin friendly and dishwasher safe.
Q: Where can I get SCORECARDS t-shirts, hats, bedsheets, toilet paper, etc.?
SCORECARDS SWAG is coming soon and we’d love your input. Tell us your favorite cards and the ones you think would make the best T-shirts (and other junk) by emailing us at: marketingshit@thescorecards.com.
Q: When will you sell SCORECARDS in my fine country?
REPLY HAZY, TRY AGAIN.
Q: How can I get some of your magnificence to rub off on me?
Be a part of the SCORECARDS team by submitting your own 30-60 second video(s) of you and your friends using our cards.
The best one(s) will win *prizes*.
*For now, prizes include our eternal thanks and a Twitter shout-out from one of our Moms.
Send your SCORECARDS love-child vids to: marketingshit@thescorecards.com.
Q: Other questions?
You're still reading? I thought our message was pretty clear:
